Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Of Girls and BrasÂ
girls can be so weird sometimes.
just like today in school right before physical education, as we were er, shedding our blouses to reveal our......PE SHIRTS (what were you thinking?), we saw [censored]'s bra.
it was dark green and had some white word on one of the cups.
in block letters.
well, basically all of us girls saw it plus one extra royce (i think) and we then started talking about bra incidents in school.
girls are so weird.
just one unique bra and all the bra stories come gushing out.
like the time [censored] supposedly wore a hot pink one under her paper thin pe shirt and when some pe teacher saw it, she told her that if she was going to show up for pe lesson with that bra again, shes going to make her "braless".
hahahahaa!
bloody funny.
i was laughing hysterically away from the absurdity of it all and at how some girls can be so idiotic.
like, please, if want to show up your undergarment then just might as well come to school topless right? plus, i think its simply degrading and embarressing if your underwear colour is showcased for all who care to see (which is plenty in my school). where is your dignity, woman?! if want to show off underwear, go show off at geylang there. (i'm talking about [censored] here, not [censored] because you cant really see [censored]'s unless you really really observe. yes, i'm pervertic enough to.)
i'm thinking she has grass for brains.
no, i'm not dissing K class people here, because i know of some geniuses who went to that class. geniuses not as in academic genius but aesthetics geniuses. like music and sports.
seriously, i think that being an aesthetic genius is 10 times better than being a genius academically. just like einstein (was it?). everybody thought he was some retarded freak. but he actually turned out to be one of the world's greatest minds. ok wait, nevermind, i dont think einstein was a very good example. ok, how about jay chou? musical genius, yet he flunked every subject in school. (yes, i was one of his fans until i "outgrew" mandarin pop.) even his mother thought he was a retard because he had so few facial expressions. but is he? certainly not.
he composed music like nobody's business and now, hes rolling in cash. even better than lawyers and doctors.
plus, just think, if you had to run 100 km under 10 minutes, is all the knowledge in the world going to save you? (run as in really run physically.) something to think about here.
anyway, i digress.
back to the point.
well, thats a true live specimen of a bimbo in my school.
plus theres the time a male friend leaked out to me about what boys really talk about behind girls' backs. he said that [censored] didnt wear a bra during the sarimbun cohort camp and when she went into the "milo pool", she came out practically naked if it wasnt for her shirt and pants. but her shirt was white, so it actually made no difference.
ok anyway, after exclaiming over [censored]'s bra in class, we did pe and as we were strolling back (we 3F people dont walk back to class, we STROLL.) to class, i dont know why but for some reason we started the topic of bras again and then [censored] (<-another girl) JUST HAD to say that she wanted to wear black today. what the hell.
yeah, sure.
bras are natural. as natural as the grass in [censored]'s head.
but this no matter how natural they are, you dont just go proclaiming to the whole world what colour you had intended to wear. you need a special bra police license for that.
HAHA! KIDDING.
blogger note: actual names have been censored so as to protect the identities of those people who wear coloured bras in school. not like as if you wont know who they are once you see their bras, but so as to keep this blog kid-friendly and the RA rating down...for now.
anyway, today is finally the day of my last test for this week!
woo hoo!! CELEBRATE!
ok wait, more like the last "study-yable" test for this week.
tomorrow is an english test, and how may i ask, do you study for an english test?
(besides reading the dictionary.)
see? you CANT study for an english test. (besides reading the dictionary.)
*pops champagne*
something lame here, you know what 3F has which makes us so unique?
we keep a food roster.
yeah, you read correctly. a food roster. hahaha!
its when everybody takes a turn to bring food to munch on during class. and whose stupid idea was it?
oh me? thank you thank you. i wish.
it was kwara's idea. what the hell.
just like today in school right before physical education, as we were er, shedding our blouses to reveal our......PE SHIRTS (what were you thinking?), we saw [censored]'s bra.
it was dark green and had some white word on one of the cups.
in block letters.
well, basically all of us girls saw it plus one extra royce (i think) and we then started talking about bra incidents in school.
girls are so weird.
just one unique bra and all the bra stories come gushing out.
like the time [censored] supposedly wore a hot pink one under her paper thin pe shirt and when some pe teacher saw it, she told her that if she was going to show up for pe lesson with that bra again, shes going to make her "braless".
hahahahaa!
bloody funny.
i was laughing hysterically away from the absurdity of it all and at how some girls can be so idiotic.
like, please, if want to show up your undergarment then just might as well come to school topless right? plus, i think its simply degrading and embarressing if your underwear colour is showcased for all who care to see (which is plenty in my school). where is your dignity, woman?! if want to show off underwear, go show off at geylang there. (i'm talking about [censored] here, not [censored] because you cant really see [censored]'s unless you really really observe. yes, i'm pervertic enough to.)
i'm thinking she has grass for brains.
no, i'm not dissing K class people here, because i know of some geniuses who went to that class. geniuses not as in academic genius but aesthetics geniuses. like music and sports.
seriously, i think that being an aesthetic genius is 10 times better than being a genius academically. just like einstein (was it?). everybody thought he was some retarded freak. but he actually turned out to be one of the world's greatest minds. ok wait, nevermind, i dont think einstein was a very good example. ok, how about jay chou? musical genius, yet he flunked every subject in school. (yes, i was one of his fans until i "outgrew" mandarin pop.) even his mother thought he was a retard because he had so few facial expressions. but is he? certainly not.
he composed music like nobody's business and now, hes rolling in cash. even better than lawyers and doctors.
plus, just think, if you had to run 100 km under 10 minutes, is all the knowledge in the world going to save you? (run as in really run physically.) something to think about here.
anyway, i digress.
back to the point.
well, thats a true live specimen of a bimbo in my school.
plus theres the time a male friend leaked out to me about what boys really talk about behind girls' backs. he said that [censored] didnt wear a bra during the sarimbun cohort camp and when she went into the "milo pool", she came out practically naked if it wasnt for her shirt and pants. but her shirt was white, so it actually made no difference.
ok anyway, after exclaiming over [censored]'s bra in class, we did pe and as we were strolling back (we 3F people dont walk back to class, we STROLL.) to class, i dont know why but for some reason we started the topic of bras again and then [censored] (<-another girl) JUST HAD to say that she wanted to wear black today. what the hell.
yeah, sure.
bras are natural. as natural as the grass in [censored]'s head.
but this no matter how natural they are, you dont just go proclaiming to the whole world what colour you had intended to wear. you need a special bra police license for that.
HAHA! KIDDING.
blogger note: actual names have been censored so as to protect the identities of those people who wear coloured bras in school. not like as if you wont know who they are once you see their bras, but so as to keep this blog kid-friendly and the RA rating down...for now.
anyway, today is finally the day of my last test for this week!
woo hoo!! CELEBRATE!
ok wait, more like the last "study-yable" test for this week.
tomorrow is an english test, and how may i ask, do you study for an english test?
(besides reading the dictionary.)
see? you CANT study for an english test. (besides reading the dictionary.)
*pops champagne*
something lame here, you know what 3F has which makes us so unique?
we keep a food roster.
yeah, you read correctly. a food roster. hahaha!
its when everybody takes a turn to bring food to munch on during class. and whose stupid idea was it?
oh me? thank you thank you. i wish.
it was kwara's idea. what the hell.